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Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Ryan in ESPN!

as the largest ryan tan fan club, the staff at dingsterzrox.blogspot.com serve to bring you the latest and juiciest updates on our favourite hottie: ryan tan.

lately, rumours have sprung up about ryan being featured in a magazine, where he is reportedly on the cover page parading his hot bod. hence, as one of the most hardworking and shuai-est staff, roland has been assign to cover this story.

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dingsterz in ESPN deal

It has been confirmed.

Ryan Tan Yong Ding, 17, will be set to feature in the magazine of the "worldwide leader in sports", ESPN. Sales of this month's magazine are projected to rise by more than 500%, and there are even talks of using Ryan as the front page in the upcoming editions as well.

It appears that Ryan, who is one of the best rugby players in the world, also has talent in other sports such as racing as seen from this edition. People claim that Ryan can also swim faster than Ian Thorpe, shoot better than Kobe Bryant, and even has a better control of the ball than Ronaldinho. This amazing repertoire of skills, combined with his dashing good looks, prove to be a lethal combination and knocks aunties out instantly when they see him.

When interviewed, Ryan remarked that he felt "nonchalant" at this fact as it is "a common occurence", due to his topless shots being featured in other big magazines such as FLEX, MEN'S LIFESTYLE and even FHM, where he beat Jessica Alba to clinch the first spot in the top 100 by an astounding 593804 votes.

"To be honest, I'm not really flattered. I mean, I've got throngs of aunties visiting me everyday, so this opportunity won't really affect my lifestyle much. I'll just have to dodge the younger girls too, I guess."

Good on you, Ryan!

Reported by: Roland

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now, we bring to you an exclusive photo of the currently unreleased magazine, courtesy of the hardworking staff of dingsterzrox.blogspot.com.

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