dingster quote of the day

today ryan said

"eh, muslim sounds like mosque hor?"

erm yea ryan. the starting letter lah.

Random fact about Ryan #1

Ryan is so manly that even his sentences do not have periods.

Ryan in ESPN!

as the largest ryan tan fan club, the staff at dingsterzrox.blogspot.com serve to bring you the latest and juiciest updates on our favourite hottie: ryan tan.

lately, rumours have sprung up about ryan being featured in a magazine, where he is reportedly on the cover page parading his hot bod. hence, as one of the most hardworking and shuai-est staff, roland has been assign to cover this story.

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dingsterz in ESPN deal

It has been confirmed.

Ryan Tan Yong Ding, 17, will be set to feature in the magazine of the "worldwide leader in sports", ESPN. Sales of this month's magazine are projected to rise by more than 500%, and there are even talks of using Ryan as the front page in the upcoming editions as well.

It appears that Ryan, who is one of the best rugby players in the world, also has talent in other sports such as racing as seen from this edition. People claim that Ryan can also swim faster than Ian Thorpe, shoot better than Kobe Bryant, and even has a better control of the ball than Ronaldinho. This amazing repertoire of skills, combined with his dashing good looks, prove to be a lethal combination and knocks aunties out instantly when they see him.

When interviewed, Ryan remarked that he felt "nonchalant" at this fact as it is "a common occurence", due to his topless shots being featured in other big magazines such as FLEX, MEN'S LIFESTYLE and even FHM, where he beat Jessica Alba to clinch the first spot in the top 100 by an astounding 593804 votes.

"To be honest, I'm not really flattered. I mean, I've got throngs of aunties visiting me everyday, so this opportunity won't really affect my lifestyle much. I'll just have to dodge the younger girls too, I guess."

Good on you, Ryan!

Reported by: Roland

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now, we bring to you an exclusive photo of the currently unreleased magazine, courtesy of the hardworking staff of dingsterzrox.blogspot.com.

a long awaited update

hmm
i havent updated on DINGSTERZROX for 2 days!!!
zomgg

anyway this might dissapoint u aunties out there. ryan tan may be GAY!!!

wow he looks really happy bending over.. and weirong looks stunned (photo courtesy of just wang)
sorry to all the over 40 year old females out there :(. i sympathize with u all. i really do.

coneface!

you guys (yes, and girls. 40 yo aunties included) may be wondering why ryan is called coneface. it started at training in sec1 or 2. mr azhar asked ryan to pick up some cones on the field, saying, "ryan go pick up the cones, you look like one anyway"

and yes, he was right. look here at this picture of ryan...

and are you saying that he isnt a coneface?

sunday boredom

it's a sunday. i'm bored. so i tried to draw a picture of ryan. could only do part of it before i lost my inspiration. so here goes:



it looks quite good doesn't it?

ok i better zhao before i face the conesequences: ryan will HIT ME! he'll go "roland! wo DA NI ah!!" arghhh :( i'm scared somebody save meeee~

updates

ok just a few updates about the blog.

a tagboard has been added. it was supposed to be rolands responsibility, but obviously he has been too fascinated by ryans pictures and has not had time to get a tagboard so i did it.

a stats counter has been added too. this is for us to track how many aunties are attracted here. im guessing the numbers would skyrocket once this blog gets off the ground (hopefully it does)

thats about it (:

rugger ryan

wow this blog is really doing well man.

anyways as a rugger, i think its up to me to show YOU, the reader, sides of ryan that you would hardly see. one such side, is that of the explosive flanker, whos ready to take down any flyhalf, running at him like a locomotive and smashing him to the ground.

here is ryan the amazing passer. he would play scrumhalf, except for the fact that hes a better flanker.

aunties, its fine to drool.

#5

i have to say this: i'm in love with ryan



he's just so hansum! and rich too! (net worth: 1000 million neopoints)

too bad he's already taken.. ):

i'll fight hard for your nosehand in marriage ryan!

<333333333

pre poser ryan

a very rare pic of the handsome boy dingster/auntykiller!!!!



before his poser days
but hes still sooooo handsome :D:D:D.

from my blog

if you guys read my blog, you would know this entry was taken from there. and it is this historic entry that served as the inspiration for this blog, DINGSTERZROX.blogspot.com

so here it is...

due to the many interesting events that have happened recently, i shall dedicate an entry to our dear friend...

ryan tan yong ding

as you can see hes extremely good looking. many people have said that about him, including many of my teammates mothers, like justs mum

justs mum points at ryan
says "eh just, whos that good looking guy there?"

well, thats why hes called the auntie killer.

anyways hes been really really stressed out about our common tests. like before physics today, this happened

me: you know about this russian scientist....
daniel: oh yea that russian scientist
ryan fumbles around with his pencil box
ryan: eh guys do you have any RUSSIAN lead?

and when talking about training tomorrow, and wearing our tight fit jerseys...

yOnGDinG[RyAn] says:
wear the "spandax" tomolo
wenloong says:
haha u wear loh
yOnGDinG[RyAn] says:
hmm tink i spelt it wrong did i?
yOnGDinG[RyAn] says:
din u wear the msg from don??

really, this guys confused and stressed.

in the beginning...

welcome (:

rolanddd says:
set up a new blog

rolanddd says:
ryanrox.blogspot.com

rolanddd says:
then episode1

rolanddd says:
episode 2

wenloong says:
all of our teammates mums can contribute too

wenloong says:
"this is roland's mum. im very sad my son does not even come close to ryans handsomeness"

rolanddd says:
thanks so much ah

rolanddd says:
but its troo la

rolanddd says:
ryan is AUNTIEKILLER

rolanddd says:
if u got time to set up the blog

rolanddd says:
den set it up

rolanddd says:
quite funny

rolanddd says:
i'll contribute articles

and that was the beginning of DINGSTERZROX.blogspot.com

BUT we're not just here just for fun. we have dreams. we want to take this blog to great heights, we're even gonna be more popular than WEWANK!

rolanddd says:
nicenice

rolanddd says:
we'll beat wewank in viewership

wenloong says:
totally man

wenloong says:
we have a different target audience lah

wenloong says:our target audience is 40+

rolanddd says:
haha

wenloong says:
and since singapore has an ageing population...

wenloong says:
we will have more readers (:

so there. the end of a very long first entry